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Aladdin: In one scene, Genie calls Al’s clothes “so 3rd century.” Genie has been in the lamp for 10,000 years, so there’s no way he could know the fashion trends which have happened since he’s been trapped. Which means the latest Genie could have been trapped in the lamp is the 3rd century. If he spent 10,000 years in there, it is now AT LEAST the year 10,300 when he gets out.
Conclusion: Aladdin takes place IN THE FUTURE. A post-apocalyptic world where only Arab culture (and some Greek) survived. It has been so long that the name “Arabia” has been corrupted to “Agrabah.” The Muslim religion has atrophied to the point where there are no mosques, Imams, or prayer mats, but people still give praise to Allah in moments of happiness. Amazing techonlogical marvels left behind my the previous civilization, like sentient flying carpets or genetically engineered parrots which comprehend human speech instead of just mimic it, are taken for granted by the locals or considered “magic.”
The Genie proves this by making impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc.
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This gif of how a zipper works is oddly calming.
You are now relaxed. You will have a great day. This zipper gif’s got you covered.
Ceropria induta, Rainbow Beetle, or Asian Darkling Beetle, covered in dew
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